WHEN IT IS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY, PEOPLE ARE LIKE:
IN NEW ENGLAND, WE ARE LIKE:
WHEN MY BFF AND I ADOPT THE TERM *CUNT PUNT* INTO EVERYDAY CONVERSATION
WHEN WE FIRST HEARD IT, WE WERE LIKE:
AND THEN WE USED IT ALL THE TIME.
AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE BFFS.
WHEN BEING AN ASSOCIATE ATTORNEY IS NAMED THE UNHAPPIEST JOB IN AMERICA
AT FIRST, IT’S JUST NICE TO WIN AT SOMETHING
BUT THEN REALITY SETS IN
THANKS FOR THAT, FORBES.COM.
WHEN VERMONTERS START TRAINING FOR THE BURLINGTON MARATHON
THEY ARE OUTSIDE RUNNING IN THE COLD LIKE:
I AM INSIDE ON THE COUCH LIKE:
WHEN I GET MY TAX RETURNS DONE
WAITING IN ANTICIPATION WHILE THE ACCOUNTANT ENTERS ALL THE NUMBERS:
IF I OWE MONEY TO THE GOVERNMENT:
IF I GET A REFUND:
WHEN I PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH PASSOVER TRADITIONS TO OBSERVE
THE PART WHERE WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BREAD OR PASTA ALL WEEK:
THE PART WHERE WE DRINK FOUR GLASSES OF WINE WITH DINNER:
